Aaron

Last Login 2/27/2006 (149 weeks ago)
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Green River, WY, 82935, US



About Me

Hey, my name is Aaron Ortega, I go to school at Western Wyoming Community College in Rock Springs Wyoming. I like to party when im not going to classes. ->Time until I'm getting the fuck outta this shit hole and on to the University of Texas.
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Name:Aaron Mutha Fuckin Ortega
Birthday:September 18th, 1986
Birthplace:My mom's vagina.
Current Location:Rock Springs, Wyoming
Eye Color:Brownish
Hair Color:Dark Brown
Height:5 foot 11 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed:I give people the finger with my left hand and I jerk off with my right, so I guess that makes me ambidextrous.
Your Heritage:Hispanic and Dutch
The Shoes You Wore Today:Rocket Dog B-A-B-Y
Your Weakness:I have no weakness
Your Fears:Getting caught wacking my bag.
Your Perfect Pizza:Pepperoni, bitches.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:To stop killing hookers and bury them in my backyard.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:GSJDOOYMGSFYSAKYNF -- Go Suck Jack Daniels Out Of Your Mommy's Gaping Snatch, Fuck Your Sister And Kill Your Neighbor's Ferret
Thoughts First Waking Up:Oh fuck, where did this huge blood stain come from?
Your Best Physical Feature:My ingrown toe nail.
Your Bedtime:When my roomate and his girlfriend are done fucking so it's quiet.
Your Most Missed Memory:If I 'missed' it, I don't remember it...so how can it be a memory?
Pepsi or Coke:Fuck both, get me a brew.
MacDonalds or Burger King:The food comes from the same animal and is made the same, so whatever.
Single or Group Dates:Single. Group if her sister is hot.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Fuck tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla:i'm not racist.
Cappuccino or Coffee:Neither
Do you Smoke:Only when babysitting.
Do you Swear:Yes i fucking do.
Do you Sing:When im drunk, then im an American Idol.
Do you Shower Daily:Yea
Have you Been in Love:Yes, but as soon as my balls emptied I hated her.
Do you want to go to College:Im already in college, and it sucks a fat cock.
Do you want to get Married:Yes, for money.
Do you belive in yourself:To do what?
Do you get Motion Sickness:Only when I fuck fat chicks.
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak:Right now I'm suffering from natural causes, so no.
Do you get along with your Parents:Yes, except when i fuck up.
Do you like Thunderstorms:Yes, i love standing in a puddle with my suit of armor.
Do you play an Instrument:Air whatever.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes, it helps me escape.
In the past month have you Smoked:Yes, Salmon
In the past month have you been on :Robotussen
In the past month have you gone on a Date:With hanjela
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:The one story shitty mall. Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Why would I eat a box full of black people who act white? I'm not racist.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:No it stinks...like fish.
In the past month have you been on Stage:The shower stage. I'll sing my heart out.
In the past month have you been Dumped:No, ill kill them before they can.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:In the kiddie pool.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:I stole a pair of your sis' pant...Opps
Ever been Drunk:Everyday except Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, and Sun
Ever been called a Tease:Actually yes. By a large, hairy woman with a thick, Texas accent. She was hot.
Ever been Beaten up:Me? Fuck no
Ever Shoplifted:God damn butcher.
How do you want to Die:I will go down in a hail of bullets after I steal the space shuttle.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A janitor
What country would you most like to Visit:NEW Mexico
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:I don't care
Favourite Hair Color:The normal colors.
Short or Long Hair:Doesn't matter on the head, but short in the pants.
Height:Doesnt matter. No Freaks
Weight:Nice
Best Clothing Style:None
Number of I have taken:????????????????????????????????????
Number of CDs I own:None, fuck the RIAA
Number of Piercings:Clit, but accidentally.
Number of Tattoos:One giant one. I used to be albino.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:7,934

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