I live in SoCal, but I'm not from SoCal. Well, I mean, I've spent enough time here, maybe I could be considered a local. I mean, I hate when all the damn tourists come to Hermosa during the summer, taking up all the volleyball courts, does that make me a local? I know the good bars, the "popular" bars, and of course, the great dive bars. I know which place has the best food and the best happy hour. This certainly is local knowledge. Anyway, I'm trying to be a professional golfer, but it's harder than I thought. I mean, I'm good, but could I beat Tiger? Probably not.