Lets see where to start? I lie a lot. I hate puppies. I leave the toliet seat up. I use the handicap spaces wherever I go.I volunteer at the local hospital. I mentor the blind children in the area. Nothing is so funny as to stick your foot out when they walk by.. I moved to Maine from NY about a year ago. it's pretty cool to see an 80's flashback everywhere I go. Tapered jeans and poofy bangs on the girls and dudes in Nascar jackets. Rock on!! For fun I like to have a few drinks and go to local bingo.(Gold mine if ur into 60 yo women that r looking for a goodtime). I'm looking for a highly senile heavily medictaed chain smoker with 6 kids. hopefully with all different dads.